Well I walked out of Casa di Cura Privata Sanatrix late yesterday afternoon lighter of heart, of wallet and, thanks to the English salts, of weight. Because the file is turned over to me I also have a fist full of pictures of parts of my body that I never though would be photographed for posterity. And they are pictures that I will definitely not be PhotoShopping for general distribution.
The tests all turned out well with two small exceptions which will be dealt with in due course - but nothing serious. It does appear that I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome which I have always thought of as a grumpy old man's disease but then again if the Syndrome fits! So we will see what that leads to - no more wine???? I think not!
For some reason yesterday just before I feel asleep under the blessings of liquid Valium I had a Law and Order: SVU hallucination. There I was on the doctor's table, on my side wearing a pair of hospital pants with a flap in the back, a type of gag in my mouth and oxygen tubes in my nostrils and suddenly the door opens and Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni jumped into the room guns drawn and he yelled POLICE FREEZE! Damn wouldn't you know it Chris Meloni shows up to rescue me from the mad doctor and I'm falling asleep.
06 marzo - Santa Colette