Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Advice For ...

the Lovelorn:

I read this on a chat profile today and as romantic advice it makes perfect sense:
Never make someone a priority in your life when you're merely an option in theirs.

the Technically Challenged:
Copy & Paste (Inspirational)
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"Laughter and Applause!!!

A week later a manager, who had heard the speaker, tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" The wife went speechless with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke, he finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained consciousness, he was in a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story: Don't Copy if you can't PASTE
Thanks to Bev in Islamabad for that one.

16 settembre - Santi Cornelio e Cipriano

1 comment:

sageweb said...

Hahaha those are brilliant...brought a smile to my face.