Lunedi Lunacy

So...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian,

a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan),

an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese,

a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan,

a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian,

a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese,

a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan,

a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran,

an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian,

a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan,

a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani,

a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander,

a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander,

a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belorusian,

a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian,

a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani,

a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican,

a Filipino, a Ukrainian,

a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian,

a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek,

a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian,

a Norwegian

and 2 Africans,


...Walk into a very fine restaurant.


"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group..........


"You can't come in here without a Thai

I'm sorry... no really I am.... blame my friend Charlie... I always did!

October 22 - 1797: One thousand meters (3,200 feet) above Paris, André-Jacques Garnerin makes the first recorded parachute jump.